'Anyone need their balls drained today?'

What can possibly be more romantic than that? That just spells long-term commitment right there. There's a guy I'd wanna settle down with and adopt a couple pets. Gotta love Gay.com's chat. Got up about an hour ago. I'm still in bed. I love having a laptop. Seriously.

So I'm out of Nyquil and I'll have to walk over to Pathmark to get more. Unless I find a store nearby that has. I feel a little better. Not as crappy as yesterday. Probably because I didn't have to go anywhere. Haven't really eaten anything. Chocolate cake and apple juice. Yay!

I had a weird dream last night. I was staying at my grandparents and came in at like 6am one morning and they were pissed! I mean ... seriously pissed! I had to put up with a long lecture. I just sat and listened ... and sighed ... and woke up. Very weird. I was looking at something while they were going on and on. A crystal ball in my hand or something. My eyes had this sorta weird look. There was more to the dream but most threads were broken by the time my eyes opened. I hope I remember more later.

My waste basket is overflowing with used Kleenex. All I need a tube of KY jelly on the table next to my bed for people to get the wrong idea. Or at least a bottle of lotion on my bed. My lips are chapped a little and when I blow my nose ... there are red spots on the Kleenex. I dun like dat.