I've had some weird dreams before but about 10 minutes ago, I woke up from one of the weirdest ones yet. I'm glad when I remember my dreams this clearly and I usually rush to write 'em down before they start to fade.

It started out in my grandparents' backyard. Greg Kinear .... yah ... the actor ... was like a nextdoor neighbor or something. He was really annoying at first and then he didn't seem so bad. One day I flew to his house. No ... literally. I didn't have wings or anything but had the ability to fly. I've had dreams like that before. Anyway ... so I'm flying to his house and it turns out that he's not a neighbor cuz he lives a good ways away.

I landed at his backdoor and I was completely naked. I dunno what happened to my clothes or anything. So we're sitting in his kitchen, talking and I'm still naked. Except ... now ... I have wings. There was a knock at his door and I wanted to leave but for some reason ... I was frozen. Some people came in and Greg said they were his family. I was suddenly dressed now. I recognized some one there as this girl I went to highschool with. She left and I left soon after. When I got outside ... she was there.

"What the hell is going on here?" she asked me.

"What are you talking about?"

"You know what I'm talking about. What are you doing here with Greg?"

I went on to explain that we were just talking and I really had no interest in him. I left her, and my uncle was out front parked in this hot sports car. I got in and said, "Take me anywhere." We peeled outta there and somehow I ended up on the beach. Alone. I walked along the beach. The sand seemed to almost glow. I was in shorts, a small tee and sandals now. My toering was gone and I carried a small duffle bag.

I walked for a while along the beach and saw the back of this guy. I thought he looked familiar. When he turned around .... I was back in New York. He told me that my sister had told everyone not to talk to him (Actually ... he was this guy I fooled around with when I was 17. He was around 35 or so and my sister found out). I told him I was sorry about everything that happened.

He faded and I continued to walk some more. I came upon these two guys who totally hated me back in the Caribbean. Troy and Phillip. They're brothers. They weren't really bothering me this time. They were playing around, throwing each other in the water and stuff. I told myself to ignore them and I kept walking. But they started following me and then walking in front of me, trying to get my attention. They never spoke.

Then I was on this park trail. Bikers and bladers going by me. I looked around and people were having sex in the bushes. That's when this guy, Francis came up behind me and put his arms around my waist. He kissed the back of my neck and sorta pressed into me. My bit my bottom lip and let out a slight moan.

"Yeah ... you know you want my hard, wet cock," he started talking dirty to me.

I started laughing. My legs were now wrapped around his waist and he stood there holding me. I laughed louder, leaned forward and kissed him.

"You're sweet," I smiled.

Just like that ... he faded along with everything around me. I was now on this street and I saw this girl.

"G'morning ..."

"Inga," she interupted me.

"I know you're name's Inga. You didn't have to tell me."

"Well ... you hesitated."

"I was in the sun all day, cut me some slack."

I think I was sad and sorta cranky now. I walked with Inga for a while and we ended up in this beautiful forest. Then she broke out into song and suddenly ... I was in a music video. Like in a band or something. Inga, two other girls, some guy and me. The video was over and we were in this room with people rushing around. Like hair and makeup people. We had a concert to do.

Then I'm not sure what happened but I ended up in this room. Looked sorta like I was in a castle. Some one yelled, "We have to save the queen! There's been an attack!"

They locked the doors and pushed me and someone else into a closet. I have no idea who the other person was.

"We have to put the queen in plastic incase something happens to her," the person shouted.

The put the queen in some plastic covering and shoved her into the closet with us. The queen looked like a reptile. Actually ... sorta like that Nidoqueen in Pokémon. Then I heard like battle noises and screaming. I was totally scared. The closet door started opening. I looked around and there was a small door in the back of the closet.

"We don't have much time," I whispered.