Get me the fuck out of here. Why torture me this way? Why have me come up to Rockland County when there's nothing here for me to do? Why have me come up here to do nothing and only get paid enough to cover my train fare? I'm so fuckin' bored off my ass. I was playing 'Final Fantasy Tactics Advance' on my Gameboy SP a second ago. Only reason I stopped is fact that I had it resting on my lap and I can only stare down at my crotch for so long without looking like a pervert.

I'm tired, I want to leave and I swear, if one more person makes a lame 'Superman' [because of my tshirt] joke I'll be forced to bludgeon them to death with my iBook and cram my cell phone up their ass until the antenna breaks off. Fuck.