I've had a headache all day. A small annoying one that the Advil I took couldn't even detect. I got up a little before my last entry and just refused to get out of bed. Even with my bladder screaming at me to get up. The weather didn't make me want to get up at all and if I could've had Mark be my slave for the day ... I really wouldnt've.

Last night I had one of the funniest/coolest conversations on Yahoo! Messenger in a long while. This girl I've chatted with for ... hmm ... probably 2 or 3 years now?

crazygurl**: ok
crazygurl**: i have a really sick question to ask you
wingd_pony: k
wingd_pony: shoot
crazygurl**: you don't have to answer it, but i was just kind of wondering if you'd know
crazygurl**: ok.. when i was with that guy, and i you know, is it normal for a female to make a mess too?
crazygurl**: lol
crazygurl**: i'm being serious
wingd_pony: you mean ejaculate?
crazygurl**: yeah
crazygurl**: lol.. i didn't know if you called it that or what
wingd_pony: well ... first off ... i'm not female ...
wingd_pony: buuuuuuuuut ....
crazygurl**: lol
crazygurl**: i know that!
wingd_pony: yah ... it's normal
crazygurl**: how much is normal?
crazygurl**: like a lot or a little?
crazygurl**: as far as amount
wingd_pony: did he need a life jacket?
crazygurl**: lol
crazygurl**: no
wingd_pony: lol
crazygurl**: but is it normal?
wingd_pony: yah
crazygurl**: you gotta swear you tell no one else
crazygurl**: he accused me of pissing on him, and i honestly swear i didn't
crazygurl**: but it wasn't a whole lot tho, but he must have thought it was more than normal

So much for me not telling anyone huh? *grin*

I'm still wonder how much there was. I asked a friend of mine on AIM, Vicky about it. She said she heard about this girl who shot across the room. How cool is that! And here I am ... all proud that I could manage to come on my own chest. How do you pull off shooting across the room? That girl should probably be immortalized in stone.

"Never happened to me," said Vicky. "But I wanna fuck that guy. Tell her to hang on to that dude or chick."

Vicky sent me this picture weeks ago of this woman in a puddle ... no ... a pool of cum. She was raving about how cool it is. At first I was like ... no. Then she promised I wouldn't be too grossed out. She had like eight or more guys around her. Her mom must be so proud.

My response after seeing the picture?
"Well ... at least the protein's good for her hair. She wouldn't need to use conditioner for a while."

Orgasms are good but honestly ... sometimes I could do without cleaning up after. Semen is nice 'n all but I'm more fascinated that my body can produce something that sticky than being in love with it. I mean ... after I masturbate ... I don't just jump out screaming ... "eewww eewww eeeww" ... But after the orgasmic shockwave has passed and my breathing has slowed a bit ... I clean up. And I usually masturbate just before a shower.