Ok, maybe I don't do it correctly but can someone tell me what the big deal is about giving head? In all honesty I started going down on guys when I was around 13 or so. Giving head was a consolation prize because they wanted to fuck and I didn't. I never really thought of mutual masturbation at first. When I did, blowjobs went down, handjobs went up. Especially when I thought of the risks of going down on some guy without a condom.

I just don't get what's so great about sucking on a penis. I go into chat rooms and guys are begging to suck on some random guy. I've chatted with people who tell me stories of them going to restrooms or wherever they could find just to give head. They did it happily and swallowed every guy.

That's another thing. Semen. It's slimy and disgusting. And I say that without prejudice since I produce it. And because I've tasted it. Well ...not my own. Ok .. my own. But that was when I was like 16 and curious. Ever had a cold and coughed and mucus came up but not totally and you swallowed and bingo ... there it is. That's sort of what it tastes like. Semen is interesting to look at. The texture. The lack of it. How warm it can be. But I can't say I've had the urge to swallow it. And I say that having actually done it. But that was years ago and it wasn't exactly planned. And for what it's worth, I thought I loved the guy. And it wasn't exactly enough to fill a peanut butter jar or anything. Some people's eyes would light up if they got that much.

I used to think 'facials' were only done in pornos. Oooooh no. I have friends who are very much into that. I think they're a little insane I look on the upside that if it gets in their hair it conditions since semen's loaded with protein. I have this one buddy whose fantasy is to go down on a guy, hold it in his mouth and then exchange it with a kiss.