(You may not understand any of this. I had my notepad out and just wrote just what was on my mind at that very moment. No order, no references. Just totally random...)

...He has big feet ...so, you know. Ok, how much makeup canshe possibly put on? Give it a rest will ya? Watch ... she's gonna take out her compact again. Bingo! She's at it again. More? Damn! Her pores must be screaming for air. Quit already. I bet she'll do it all the way to Grand Central. Oh ... I'm sorry ... she's doing her eyebrows now. This girl needs a medal. Ok ... now I'm grinning like a moron after writing that. But she does! D'oh! I meant eyelashes. Eyelashes dammit!

His neck must be killing him. How can he sleep like that? He's kinda cute though. No! No! No! Boys are evil remember? Boys ... evil! Wow, she's done ... for now. I thought she was about to take out a trowel to put more makeup on.

Ok ... so how am I gonna do... oh, he is cute. Blah ... so yah ... how am I gonna do this? I can't get Eric and I'm sure Keri's office is closed already. Hmmm ... maybe ask Mark to drop it off? He doesn't work in that area though. Shit! I really should've left earlier but nooooo I stayed and watched TV.

*sigh* I miss watching TV. I really...woah! He really does have big feet. That big feet thing is so not true. Not that I care either way. Why would I want a really hung guy anyway? I could never understand that. So stupid. The average penis is like... I hope he's really sleeping and not reading this... Yah ... the average penis is five inches. Isn't that enough? People are stupid and greedy.

Yay ... almost there. Love express trains. Ok ... what are you looking at? You want a piece of me? huh? Do ya? *laughs* What if she tapped into my thoughts and said, "Yah! Bring it on, bitch!"? She's staring at me like she can. She looks like Sarah Michelle Gellar in ten years. Ok ... and he looks like Harry Potter in 20! She's still staring! Ggggrrr ... say 'uncle'! Say it! Gggrrr ... hehe. Stupid shaky train. I really hope Eric's still there. Uh ... almost there. Aaaw he's cute. Like ... cuddly cute. Damn light! Stay on! Ok ... I'm moving. D'oh!