I think I've lost the ability to flirt. Or maybe I just don't care to anymore. But that's not entirely true either. I want to. I just can't seem to find the energy to. It's all exhausting. It is. The whole dating thing. Flirting. All the skirting around. The wall-building. The breaking down. Why do we even do this? It's stupid. I think things would be so much better if we were direct. The way a lot of us seem to be online, shielded by anonymity.

"Hi, I was looking at you from across the room. The way you stood there and ordered your tall frapuccino. The way your ful lips teased the straw. Watching you do that turned me on. I wish you would tease my hard cock like you did the straw."

I would of course stare at him in disbelief before I give him the 'you're fucking kidding me'-look and walk away. But I'd give him major points for actually saying something like that. Not that I can honestly say I haven't had guys I don't know say similar things right to my face. But in a weird way ... it's better than having someone just stare at you.

You're staring back, even smiling. And you just end up doing that until one of you leaves. Stupid. Totally stupid. And the whole time you were staring at each other, both of you were probably thinking, "Say something, ya moron!" I feel I give off more of a 'come hither' vibe than, 'I'll come to you' vibe. Guys are just too stupid I guess to pick up on it. Yet, in the couple times I've actually made the first move, they were all anxious to keep talking.